cancelled() makes it seem as if PHP is a sexual predator – which may be the case...

mikestew · 2024-04-26T04:53:43

We shouldn’t be using judgemental words like “good” and “bad”. Let’s use bye().

elwell · 2024-04-26T05:10:00

goodbye() could offend someone whose father "went out to get a pack of smokes" and never came back

latentsea · 2024-04-26T23:03:05

Ok, let's change it to fetchmilk()

randomdata · 2024-04-27T19:57:38

Bound to offend someone who found out their father was the milkman.

Make it idontevenknowanymore()

latentsea · 2024-04-27T23:25:08

Ok... null() it is then!

handojin · 2024-04-26T05:23:00

seems lacking in gratitude. how about kthxbye()?

exe34 · 2024-04-26T05:13:11

This is double plus good.